[WELCOME TO THE DEVIL'S NEST. A COZY PLACE TO FEED YOUR ALCOHOLISM. THE PRICE ISN'T TOO BAD AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN LOOK PAST ED'S TACKY STATUES.]

[And now we have our owner, a Greed behind a bar, looking bored.]

Fuck, this place is getting boring. Where the hell did everyone go?

[A squishy little homunculus-grub wakes up laying in the street. He wasn't expecting either of those things and both annoy him.]

What. The. Fuck.

[He rolls onto his tiny feet and looks around, which requires walking in a circle since he doesn't even get to have a neck in this shape. After examining his surroundings, he sits back on his haunches ( Read more... )

[At the Devil's Nest Winry is preparing the bar for opening. There's a bit of a pep in her step, which means something had to have happened to raise her spirits. She also finished the replacements for her Ed's automail plates, but Winry isn't going out of her way to find him so that she can switch them out because he's a walking cloud of emo.]

[Pissed off Ed is fucking pissed off, and isn't at the Devil's nest for once. IN FACT, HE'S AVOIDING IT, because Winry decided to invite that bastard over. TRAITOROUS WENCH.]

[So he's sitting under a tree near like the library or something. And probably getting heat stroke because he's a fucking genius that way. Hi guys whats up.]

[This Ed has a cape, so feel free to laugh at him ( Read more... )

Umm... Where'd I go?
I said good bye to everyone... and I had Envy in the jar and was going to take him back to Xing... Because Xing is my country so I shouldn't get involved with the affairs here... but somehow I ended up in Central again...

What should we do, Xiao Mei? I hope Al-sama is all right... hm.. Yeah, that's it. I'll look for Al-sama... He ( Read more... )

[Wanders back to the Devil's Nest sometime in early evening. He has totally missed all the excitement but could care less. He has ice cream!

Tilts his head slightly in thought as he licks away at a large pile of french vanilla on a cone. He can not currently hear Ed or Winry screaming at each other. How odd.

Shrugs and goes inside.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

IS THERE A FRIGGEN' DOCTOR IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!?

[Ed's all flippin' shit because his bff OLD!Roy is sick as balls. HALP. HE'S LIKE A REALLY BAD UNCLE TO HIIIIIIIIIM. Whatev, I dunno where Ed even is. I'LL MAKE IT UP AS I GO ALONG.]

[ Winry is hanging around the Devil's Nest. The Karaoke machine had been acting up, so she decided to open it up and take a look. She's tinkering with it now.

It's the middle of the day so the bar won't be open to customers, but anyone should feel free to pop in and say 'hi.' ]

There's nothing to do around here. I'm bored.